Don't make the nurses unhappy!!!

[Jimmy]

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use
an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but
eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the
nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get
something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under

his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing...
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil
Jimmy